You are HomeBrew Man, able to defy than laws of Starting Gravity, stronger the a 2 Quart slurry, and faster than a boil over (well most of the time!)Let the BeerMan logo on the front capture their attention, then watch them really get confused when they read the back..."stronger than a 2 quart slurry??" No matter, your fellow homebrewer will pick you out of a crowd in a second. This creative shirt would also make a perfect gift for the homebrewer(s) in your life.100% preshrunk, ring-spun(super comfy), cotton.Dark blue colorBeer Man Logo FrontHomebrew Man Text on backText on shirt back:FASTER THAN A BOIL OVER.STRONGER THAN A DOUBLE IPAMORE POWERFUL THAN A 2 QUARTSLURRY. ABLE TO DEFY THELAWS OF STARTING GRAVITY.LOOK, BEHIND THE SHINY STAINLESS...IT'S A DISTILLER...IT'S A WINEMAKER...NO IT'S...HOMEBREW MAN